Tuesday, April 2, 2013

FAKE LOGLINE #31

TITLE: The Voice In The Vaccuum
GENRE: Urban Fantasy/Mystery

Authoress has known her toaster was haunted for years, but when a botched exorcism relocates the spirit into her vaccuum it's worse - now she can hear it's voice over the appliance's sucking roar. And it's telling her I was murdered.

17 comments:

  1. Yes - I'm not sure if it hits everything a logins is supposed to, but I think it would be a hoot to read.

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  2. No
    tarak - you do realize this is for fun right and it is not an actual book? Yet, you would read it??
    My god. Try Dickens, or tolstoy before you have orgasms over this okay?

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  3. Yes, just because I can't stop laughing.

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  4. No. But you got a good laugh out of me!

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  5. Yes - so funny in a warped way. Love it.

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  6. YES x 100! Too. Much. Fun. Who doesn't love a possessed appliance story?

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  7. No,POV was too difficult to understand.

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  8. Yes, though I'd also accept, The Voice in the Hoover.

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  9. No, funny and I liked how it was categorized as Urban Fantasy. But ended abruptly.

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  10. Yes, because it pulls you in.

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