Tuesday, April 2, 2013

FAKE LOGLINE #32

TITLE: My Bloody Life as a Vampire
GENRE: Memoire/paranormal

Tired of being misrepresented, a vampire with a zest for writing sets out to tell his own bitter story. Things get messy when his peers at MSFV rate his queries as exceedingly boring and fake. Only the beautiful creature known as The Authoress can save him from a fate worst than the slush pile.

16 comments:

  1. No. Cute but what's the fate worse than the slush pile? A form rejection to a request for a full?

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  2. NO
    ass kissing when you don't even know the ass

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  3. No. What's the fate worse than the slush pile?

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  4. Yes.

    Because I'm a die hard romantic. Love most overcome bitterness!

    Err... am I allowed to say yes for two?

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  5. No, I don't understand why only the Authoress can save him.

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  6. Yes because it pokes fun at vampires.

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  7. Yes. Memoire paranormal is a must read!

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