tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3615675676021392217.post7145638578300657984..comments2024-03-19T03:20:39.801-04:00Comments on Authoress: December Fun: A Christmas/Chanukah Song Lyric Contest!Authoresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09223228949688667517noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3615675676021392217.post-7305702937931715282016-11-13T08:56:53.264-05:002016-11-13T08:56:53.264-05:00This is a great post. Thank for share it here!
son...This is a great post. Thank for share it here!<br /><a href="http://www.hubnames.com/blog/what-song-is-this-apps/" rel="nofollow">song identifier guide</a><br />Nicolai Doanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04117153327155075813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3615675676021392217.post-14400782427986135342015-12-16T01:45:54.835-05:002015-12-16T01:45:54.835-05:00What are some funny songs?
Next Step ParodyWhat are some funny songs?<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BajbEPqy5fU" rel="nofollow">Next Step Parody</a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3615675676021392217.post-13452873716994269192015-12-15T01:26:50.832-05:002015-12-15T01:26:50.832-05:00I like Your post.Merry Christmas with Jingle Bells...I like Your post.Merry Christmas with <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvmTNiuA4do&list=PLK2ccNIJVPpDo4uHnjFEuzm-HoNpFKjXP" rel="nofollow">Jingle Bells Lyrics</a>Karthika Qpthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00583318022789356382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3615675676021392217.post-31348204161636761132014-12-10T12:50:56.907-05:002014-12-10T12:50:56.907-05:00(I’m Gonna Stick My) Head into the Sand
(Winter W...(I’m Gonna Stick My) Head into the Sand <br />(Winter Wonderland)<br />By Sue Fliess<br /><br />My hands wring, at revision.<br />I don’t see my editor’s vision.<br />My story is slight,<br />A total rewrite.<br />I’m gonna stick my head into the sand. <br /><br />Deadlines loom, I am sweating.<br />All my skills, I’m forgetting.<br />My ending is weak,<br />My characters, bleak. <br />Nothing’s turning out as I had planned.<br /><br />In the margins I can see her edits.<br />Things like “Done before” and “Too cliché.” <br />She says “Can you fix this?”<br />I say, “All right.” <br />And then I cry into my Cabernet. <br /><br />Gone away is my sanity.<br />Every thought is profanity.<br />My cheeks are all flushed. <br />My ego is crushed.<br />I’m gonna stick my head into the sand. <br /><br />In the margins I can see her edits.<br />Things like “Done before” and “Too cliché.” <br />She says “Can you fix this?”<br />I say, “All right.” <br />And then I polish off the Cabernet. <br /><br />I request an extension<br />So I can give the story tension<br />But panic sets in<br />My plot is too thin<br />I’m gonna stick my head into the sand.Sue Fliesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07006237390303590955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3615675676021392217.post-71394397778186273442014-12-10T10:54:30.062-05:002014-12-10T10:54:30.062-05:00OK, I'm just going to chance it.
To tune of Ma...OK, I'm just going to chance it.<br />To tune of Ma’o tzur<br /><br /> Eyes are sore and wrists are too<br />HEY! SHA NA NA and a latke<br />Didn’t save when I was through<br />HEY! SHA NA NA I forgotke.<br /><br />A writer’s life is so cruel<br />I should have gone to law-haw-haw-haw-school<br /><br />I’m feeling such defeat<br />Thought my work was complete<br />Then accidently hit ‘delete.’<br /><br />I’m feeling such defeat<br />Thought my work was complete<br />Then accidently hit ‘delete.’<br /><br /><br />Schlock on pages, voice all wrong<br />HEY! SHA NA NA Jelly Doughnuts<br />Was too short now it’s too long<br />HEY! SHA NA NA I may go nuts<br /><br />I’m filled with indecision<br />This is my 8th revision<br /><br /><br />But this book must be hot<br />Because if it is not<br />My only gelt will be chocolate<br />But this book must be hot<br />Because if it is not<br />My only gelt will be chocolate<br /><br /><br /><br />Carolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06581452841887082483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3615675676021392217.post-47752288962959595242014-12-10T10:20:31.302-05:002014-12-10T10:20:31.302-05:00OK to post our songs yet?OK to post our songs yet?Carolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06581452841887082483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3615675676021392217.post-77258453868553748222014-12-04T10:29:41.120-05:002014-12-04T10:29:41.120-05:00lol Very interesting.lol Very interesting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3615675676021392217.post-18807228631125244952014-11-21T07:55:23.282-05:002014-11-21T07:55:23.282-05:00LOVE this idea and your funny, creative jingle, Au...LOVE this idea and your funny, creative jingle, Authoress. (Lucky you to have such a talented husband.) And wow, what a great prize, a bag filled with Egmont titles. I'd LOVE to win that! I wrote my lyrics yesterday. Can't wait to post in December and watch the fun happen. Thanks again, Authoress!shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14389179701574555688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3615675676021392217.post-53709065916316218492014-11-19T21:37:09.785-05:002014-11-19T21:37:09.785-05:00(Just flirting with Xmas)
It’s that time of yea...(Just flirting with Xmas)<br /><br /><br /><br />It’s that time of year again.<br />Of Chanuka and Xmas cheer.<br />A time of family once again,<br />Of friends and lots of beer.<br /><br />Dart board dusted.<br />Vacuuming’s done.<br />The tree’s up and lighted<br />And kids gone mad, excited.<br /><br />We got the shopping done on time,<br />Before the madding crowds.<br />Chanukiah is polished, shining,<br />The turkey’s been defrosted.<br /><br />In fact we haven’t forgotten a thing.<br /><br />In our house we double dip<br />Chanukah and Santa.<br />We hang socks over the fireplace<br />And welcome 25th.<br /><br />Presents opened on the day.<br />The kids are ADD.<br />When lunch is called, we all gather<br />‘round the groaning table.<br /><br />“Hang on a minute,” Says Dad<br />“Some one’s missing.”<br />We stop and wonder who.<br />Dad groans and asks as we all wait…<br /><br />"Did anyone pick up Granny?"<br /><br />Zara Penneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11573081736355323976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3615675676021392217.post-23243335349217670072014-11-19T17:42:38.022-05:002014-11-19T17:42:38.022-05:00Love your song!
This contest sound like fun. *rub...Love your song! <br />This contest sound like fun. *rubs hands together eagerly*Anita Saxenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12444339735834716979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3615675676021392217.post-52572325027642733802014-11-19T17:03:56.422-05:002014-11-19T17:03:56.422-05:00Tote! Awesome, awesome!
Lol! Love the jungle! Th...Tote! Awesome, awesome! <br /><br />Lol! Love the jungle! This is going to be so much fun. I can't wait! ^_^krystal janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02115542477066959046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3615675676021392217.post-70336071035356797362014-11-19T14:31:55.579-05:002014-11-19T14:31:55.579-05:00LOL this is hilarious :) The wheels are turning in...LOL this is hilarious :) The wheels are turning in my brain already...Can't wait for the contest!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02607431999491108159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3615675676021392217.post-73412279179770526792014-11-19T13:25:18.562-05:002014-11-19T13:25:18.562-05:00LOVE your lyrics; I hope at least your agent has a...LOVE your lyrics; I hope at least your agent has a copy. <br />If the contest entries include seven or eight other gems, you could burn a CD and sell it on your site. I bet a lot of editors & agents would love to give such a thing to colleagues as a holiday gift!Bonninoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3615675676021392217.post-34332260014749687442014-11-19T13:16:25.617-05:002014-11-19T13:16:25.617-05:00Cool and catchy lyrics. I found myself singing alo...Cool and catchy lyrics. I found myself singing along. Love the parody and the contest idea. Looking forward to reading and/or hearing more.Melissa Sugarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16268333458796847721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3615675676021392217.post-86751111488536872022014-11-19T11:56:28.612-05:002014-11-19T11:56:28.612-05:00I can visualize the post-production party! Very in...I can visualize the post-production party! Very inspiring send-up. C. R. Baileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04627499155109943973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3615675676021392217.post-76213378306814330352014-11-19T10:02:20.914-05:002014-11-19T10:02:20.914-05:00Lol. Those lyrics are great. Lots of fun to sing, ...Lol. Those lyrics are great. Lots of fun to sing, too.hlbrixeynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3615675676021392217.post-73463839055569027552014-11-19T09:38:52.597-05:002014-11-19T09:38:52.597-05:00Oh, what fun! What a fabulous prize! What a great ...Oh, what fun! What a fabulous prize! What a great way to distract myself while waiting for Friday!MLBrownhttp://www.michellelbrown.comnoreply@blogger.com