We Wish You A Merry Christmas
(Sung by Agents to Writers)
We wish you would learn to query
We wish you would learn to query
We wish you would learn to query and save us some tears
We wish you would use twelve-point font
We wish you would use twelve-point font
We wish you would use twelve-point font, our eyes must last years
We work and we slave, all you do is play
The least you could do is edit, for at least one day.
I've laughed at all the Christmas Funs thus far, but this one had me in tears. I can visualize agents singing it at their Christmas party. Way to go!
ReplyDeleteOh, ha, ha, ouch, ouch!
ReplyDeleteThis was such fun to read! But while I'm laughing I'm also thinking, this is probably so true.
Good job!
Hee hee!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to be singing this to myself for days now. Thanks. When I accidentally do it out loud, I'm blaming you, Authoress.
Hahaha! This was hilarious.
ReplyDelete"Snicker"
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
Happy Holidays!
*snickers* Very nice. I'm sure the agents would like this one!
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