FAKE LOGLINE #10

TITLE: Love from Afar
GENRE: Romance

A plethora of suitors pursue AUTHORESS. They hang on her every word, longing to catch her ear (or eye, actually.) Alas, in the virtual world of the twenty-first century, distinguishing Pulitzers from imposters takes wit, wisdom, and a rigorous Web site. Will Authoress find a perfect match, or will she be thwarted by the very firewall that protects her?