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Tuesday, April 2, 2013

FAKE LOGLINE #31

TITLE: The Voice In The Vaccuum
GENRE: Urban Fantasy/Mystery

Authoress has known her toaster was haunted for years, but when a botched exorcism relocates the spirit into her vaccuum it's worse - now she can hear it's voice over the appliance's sucking roar. And it's telling her I was murdered.

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15 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 2, 2013 at 10:07 AM

    No.

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  2. Lisa TiffinApril 2, 2013 at 10:45 AM

    no

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  3. AnonymousApril 2, 2013 at 11:20 AM

    yes!

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  4. tarakApril 2, 2013 at 11:44 AM

    Yes - I'm not sure if it hits everything a logins is supposed to, but I think it would be a hoot to read.

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  5. JasmineApril 2, 2013 at 12:39 PM

    No
    tarak - you do realize this is for fun right and it is not an actual book? Yet, you would read it??
    My god. Try Dickens, or tolstoy before you have orgasms over this okay?

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  6. PatchiApril 2, 2013 at 1:04 PM

    Yes, just because I can't stop laughing.

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  7. DLJensenApril 2, 2013 at 1:23 PM

    Yes. Too funny!

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  8. Julia ByersApril 2, 2013 at 1:58 PM

    No. But you got a good laugh out of me!

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  9. DianneApril 2, 2013 at 2:05 PM

    Yes - so funny in a warped way. Love it.

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  10. DJApril 2, 2013 at 2:12 PM

    yes.

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  11. Bonnie StaringApril 2, 2013 at 3:11 PM

    YES x 100! Too. Much. Fun. Who doesn't love a possessed appliance story?

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  12. Sarah FaulknerApril 2, 2013 at 6:24 PM

    No,POV was too difficult to understand.

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  13. StephscoApril 2, 2013 at 10:30 PM

    Yes, though I'd also accept, The Voice in the Hoover.

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  14. SEspanaApril 3, 2013 at 1:46 AM

    No, funny and I liked how it was categorized as Urban Fantasy. But ended abruptly.

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  15. Claudia CVApril 3, 2013 at 2:08 AM

    Yes, because it pulls you in.

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