FAKE LOGLINE #45

TITLE: BETWEEN A ROCK AND A SNARK PLACE; OR, WHAT THE THESAURUS SAW
GENRE: Memoir

When Authoress goes mad from dissecting one error-strewn chapter too many, she takes her razor-edged wit and and bloody scalpel directly to befuddled writers. The legendary Miss Snark, armed with a cluegun, throwing stiletto, and spiked thesaurus on a chain, must return from her lovenest at Lake Cuomo to stop MSFV from claiming more victims for herself.