Birthday Fun #2 -- THE FAKE LOGLINE CONTEST

I know how much you all LOVE TO WRITE LOGLINES!

Now's your chance to compete for some critterly prizes.  (I've got a bunch of query and first chapter critiques to give away, courtesy of my beloved MSFV Success Stories Top Secret Society.)

Here's the deal:

• Write a FAKE LOGLINE!  Your fake story HAS TO BE about AUTHORESS or THE BLOG or SOMETHING RELATING TO AUTHORESS OR THE BLOG.
• Just because it's fake doesn't mean it doesn't follow logline rules. WRITE YOUR LOGLINE THE CORRECT WAY.
• Your logline can be funny or intriguing or incredibly clever.  But it has to BE A LOGLINE.
• Use THE WEB FORM to submit your logline.
• Maximum word count: 60 (shorter is better)
• Submissions will open at 8:00 EDT on Thursday, March 28 and will close at 8:00 EDT on Friday, March 29
• A maximum of 75 entries will be allowed.  If that maximum is reached before the end of the submission window, the window will close.
• 2 alternates will be chosen, in the event that there are entries that do not meet the requirements (in which case, an alternate will take the place of the disqualified entry).
• All 75 entries will post on the blog on Tuesday, April 2.
• Round One:  Blog readers may vote YES or NO on each entry, to determine whether the entry is good enough to go on to Round Two.
• Round Two: The top 30 loglines will be judged by Holly Bodger, our Logline Queen!
• A plethora of prizes will be disbursed.
• One Very Unique Prize will be awarded to a deserving Browncoat among the contestants. That's all I'm saying right now.

Roll up your sleeves and churn out your fake logline!  Questions below.