Miss Snark's First Victim
A little short and very unusual use of punctuation, but clever choice of theme for a contest of this type. I'm sure with a little expansion, a protag or two, this could be a great opening. Good luck with it. ;)
What?!? WHAT IS THE POST???? THIS IS THE ONE I WANT TO REPRESENT!!!! Grrr, authoress!-- There you go, folks. The secret is, always leave 'em wanting more.